Annoying ways to wake up on time that are so bad they actually work
It can be tough to rip ourselves out of bed in the mornings, especially as the weather cools down and winter approaches.
Phone alarms can be both brutal and unhelpful. We can snooze them as many times as we like, and with our growing reliance on these devices, looking at them first thing in the morning isn't the best idea either.
Give your phone a break and mix it up with these alarm clocks – that are so annoying they'll definitely work. From ones that cause vibrations through your bed, to another that rolls away if you don't get to it in time, they'll have you up and at 'em immediately.
NOTE: Prices are accurate at time of publishing.
Clocky Alarm Clock on Wheels
Your new best friend, 'Clocky' works by springing to life when it's time to wake up and rolling away, so you have to chase him to turn off his alarm. And if he's positioned on your nightstand, the odds are he'll crash to the floor and begin to roll away – starting your morning with a bang. This unique alarm clock also emits a super-loud alarm, perfect for those who are prone to sleep through. You can grab a Clocky alarm clock on Amazon for $46.73.
Miowachi Loud Digital Alarm Clock for Heavy Sleepers
Designed with heavy sleepers in mind, this LED alarm clock will also be a chic addition to your nightstand. Best of all, it comes with a 'bed shaker', a small disc that vibrates heavily to help you wake up. Perfect for those who are hearing-impaired, or just respond better to being shaken awake, the vibration works to rouse you as much as the loud alarm. Helpfully, this clock also has two USB ports, so you can charge your phone by your bed each night, too.
Shooting Target Digital Alarm Clock
Again, this one is designed for kids, but we can think of some adults who would still get some fun out of it. Sounding continuously for three minutes unless you hit the mark, you need to shoot the target with the toy gun one-to-five times to stop it. If the annoying alarm doesn't wake you up, the frustration of trying to shoot accurately definitely will.
Laser Kids Robot Alarm Clock
Although designed for kids, this is an ideal gift for anyone in your life who loves something a little unique. The robot alarm clock has the ability to work as an alarm clock, and has two pegs for hands as well, in case you need him to hold a reminder for you. His easy-to-read display has the time and date, as well as the temperature outside.
Sunrise Alarm Clock
This alarm clock is designed to simulate a sunrise, making it perfect for cold winter mornings when there's no sun to be seen. Warming gradually, its light will go from 10 per cent brightness to 100 across the half hour before your alarm is set to go off, rousing you gently rather than pulling you harshly out of sleep.
Alarm Clock with App Control
If you trust your phone more than your electric clock but find you often sleep through your alarm, this clock is a great middle-ground. You can set alarms, choose nature sounds to play in the background, adjust your volume, and much more with the app. You can also choose from four alarm systems, whether you want a one-off, a regular alarm, one for weekdays or one for weekends. There are also a few different alarm sounds, whether you want the radio, an ascending sound, or something more abrupt to wake you up.
Geemarc Sonic Bomb Extra Loud Alarm Clock
Another shake-you-awake option, you can ensure you wake up on time by setting multiple alarms which will ring super-loud and flash lights as the bed-shaker vibrates. Everything on this alarm is labelled clearly for ease of use. While it's probably the most annoying on the list, we have no doubts this will get you up each morning.
Digital Alarm Clock with LED Light
Perfect for those who might need to wake up in the dark, you can activate the LED light on this alarm clock with a simple swipe of its handle. It also gives you the ability to set two alarms to better wake you up, or serve as a reminder throughout the day. You can also utilise the 'weekday mode', which will only wake you Monday through Friday, allowing you that weekend sleep-in.
And one for the minimalists...
ORIA Analogue Alarm Clock
While this one might be the least annoying, we thought some minimalist enthusiasts might like it the best. If you prefer analogue time, and a chic-looking clock to go on your nightstand, this is the perfect option for you. Easily set an alarm with the controls on the back, and enjoy a peaceful night's sleep with no glowing numbers or annoying sounds (it even ticks silently!).
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